Hmm, hey it’s nice to meet ya
Meet my friend
He’s the bestest friend, he’s the prettiest friend
He’s the coolest friend, he’s the filthiest friend
He’s the dirtiest friend, he’s the nicest friend
He’s the earliest friend, he’s my friend (always be here for you)
And he’s got many friends, many influential friends (always be friends)
Many rich friends, many nice friends, many happy friends (together forever bro)
This is my friend! (you know?)

This is my friend, this is my friend, this is my friend, this is my friend,
No this is my friend!
This is my friend, this is my friend,
No, this is my friend, this is my friend, this is my friend
Uh huh! uh huh! Hmm. uh huh! uh huh!

My friend and I have good times when we go out
My friend and I don’t have to spend time
Every day (hehe) so that we can call each other friends (haha)
We are the bestest friends!
Even on the internet (I love you) we are good friends,
Even on the reality channel (I love you) we are good friends (oh, but I love you)
Him and me, she and me, them and me (oh, but I love you!)
We and we, he and he, it and it are
Friends!
Get over it! I'm friends! (sweetest friend, best friend, forever friend)
Best friends, in fact! friends! (factual friends)
Uh huh huh, friends! (your fantasy friends)

He’s my friend, he’s my friend!
He’s my bestest friend, he’s my bestest friend
He’s my best-best-bestest friend!

Who’s my best friend?
Is it him, is it me, is it she
Is it that guy (yeah that’s me!) over there, that’s looking at me weirdly?
Probably not, ‘cause I'm getting lost (maybe)
All this noise, voices
They get me, get me, get me
Get me uncovered
All these voices
Hey! Have you met my friend (no) my friend
He’s my bestest friend (Tell me about him), my friend
My friend (Oh no), my bestest friend,
You have to meet my bestest friend, my friend (Let’s hear all about it!) my friend
My bestest friend, he’s your bestest friend
Hey look! (hey, I will!)
It’s my bestest friend, it’s my friend, it’s my bestest friend!
Who is it? Oh shit! (hey what?)
My bestest friend! (is it?)
I almost forgot! (oh really? no way)

Hold up, I'm having a good time
Hold up, (the best time) I wanna spit my line
Hold up, can you go home with me?
Hold up, you and your best friend
Hold up, (trying to)
You’re looking good together!
Hold up, gah-wait! you make me stutter!
Your friend is hotter (hotter)

Never mind, I never wanted to say that!
I never wanted to say that, don’t blame me! (your friend is hotter!)
I never wanted to say that, don’t blame me!
I never wanted to say that, don’t blame me! (please don’t)

He’s my friend, he’s my friend, he’s my bestest friend,
He’s my friend, he’s my friend, he’s my friend, he’s my bestest friend (sick!)
Matter of fact! (as a matter of choice!)
He’s my friend, he’s my friend! he’s my friend (bestie!)
He’s my bestest friend!

Who’s my bestest friend?
He’s my friend, she’s my friend,
They’re my friend, it’s my friend (would I lie to you?)
This is my friend, that’s my friend (believe it!)
Everything’s my friend!
Friends, friend, friend, friend, friends forever!
Friend, friend, friend, friend, friend!

Nice to meet ya!
Nice to meet ya!
Nice to meet ya!
We will be friends forever!

Besties forever, forever together
Besties no matter, no matter the weather

Hello, I love you wont you tell me ur name?
I’m really interested in getting under your nail.
Actually we both desperately need sex
We never won’t, we got low self confidence
Hi friend, bye friend!
I love you, what's your name chap?
The party (is cheap)
But I'll still lick your ass, still lick yo’ ass!
Tongue deep, down your
Perfumed, rabbit hole
Eat the shit out ‘till it's all gone
Give me
This smile, please give it all!
Next time we'll stop to say brief hellos
(Next time we'll stop to say brief hellos)
Suddenly, suddenly
We become more than just friends,
We become what they call acquaintances
And trust me, these guys are the worst of ‘em all
No you won't even feel the blade sliding in
Watch ‘em play dead, like it’s halloween
Yet if it had been the job, it would have been on me.
they’re still out hunting witches while stealing their ge-ea-ea-eaar

This is my friend, this is my friend, this is my friend, this is my friend,
No this is my friend!
This is my friend, this is my friend,
No, this is my friend, this is my friend, this is my friend
Uh huh! uh huh! Hmm. uh huh! uh huh!